I’m an Oxymoron Deal With It Funny Sarcastic Shirt, Clever Humor Tee, Bold Personality Apparel

Contradictions? That’s the point. This “I’m an Oxymoron, Deal With It” tee is for the witty, the sarcastic, and anyone who thrives on irony. Perfect for introverts, class clowns, and wordplay lovers, it’s a bold, clever way to show you’re more than just one thing.

Why You’ll Love It:

- Clever Statement – A shirt that sparks laughs and double takes.

- Minimalist Streetwear – Bold, clean typography for everyday wear.

- Gift-Ready – Perfect for friends who love sarcasm, wit, and contradictions.

Because life’s full of oxymorons - and you’re proud to be one.

Product features

- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.

- Ribbed knit collar that retains its shape and adds elasticity.

- Shoulder tape prevents stretching, ensuring durability.

- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable comfort.

- Ethically made with US cotton and certified safe for quality assurance.

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Returns Policy

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.

Shipping

We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.